I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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