i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver