you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
