i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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