what if every blade of grass was a penis?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She swung at the pinata with crutches
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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