"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I am naked and annoyed.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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