dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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