he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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