He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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