i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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