Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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