So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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