Whod you bang
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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