Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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