trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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