Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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