dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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