Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
