I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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