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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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