yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
they call him Oral-B. enough said
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
