You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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