I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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