You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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