i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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