what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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