he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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