google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
