i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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