So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is wine microwaveable?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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