i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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