Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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