and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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