Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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