As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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