Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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