As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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