so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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