It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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