your thong is hanging out like whoa
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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