Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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