Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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