Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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