To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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