my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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