so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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