She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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