she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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