You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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