also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I haven't been this sober since birth.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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