Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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