Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I believe in your delicious
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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