so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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