Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
