Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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